Today, as I was sitting on the couch patiently watching my ankle heal and writing about Jesse's prison experience I got a fundraising call.
The woman on the other end of the line jokingly told me there was a warrant out for my arrest. I wouldn't have heard about it yet but she had because electronic information was amazing these days.
I started laughing.
She chuckled with me and went on to explain that a police ride would show up at my house, pick me up, and deliver me to 'a local restaurant'/jail. I would then have my mug shot taken (by a professional, she assured me as I giggled hysterically. No cheap selfies!) Then I would be allowed to call friends to "post bail" while I had a nice dinner.
She was dumbfounded when I declined her offer of such a fun filled evening.
"But you sounded like you were really enjoying the description!" she said.
Oh, honey. If you only knew.
Love and giggles,
Chris
The woman on the other end of the line jokingly told me there was a warrant out for my arrest. I wouldn't have heard about it yet but she had because electronic information was amazing these days.
I started laughing.
She chuckled with me and went on to explain that a police ride would show up at my house, pick me up, and deliver me to 'a local restaurant'/jail. I would then have my mug shot taken (by a professional, she assured me as I giggled hysterically. No cheap selfies!) Then I would be allowed to call friends to "post bail" while I had a nice dinner.
She was dumbfounded when I declined her offer of such a fun filled evening.
"But you sounded like you were really enjoying the description!" she said.
Oh, honey. If you only knew.
Love and giggles,
Chris